Hot Marketing Opps

Starbucks should have a mascot in the form of hot woman in a kids halloween costume dressed up as a mermaid. If they had a sexy mermaid kids halloween costume on sale at their coffee shops, I’m sure they would get a ton of press coverage. Mermaids are known to be sexy and many people wear them as their kids halloween costume for Halloween. This is why a large corporation should use an already popular character as the spokes person. People’s affinity for mermaids could be lived through the Starbucks mermaid and next Halloween everyone would dress up in a mermaid kids halloween costume with a barista apron. If that mermaid was only wearing it’s flippers and a tight apron, I would go to that Starbucks everyday to cop a look. In orange county there are these things called Vietnamese coffee shops, where half naked women dressed in lingerie serve you Vietnamese iced coffee. These girls are relatively hot and have huge breasts, and all of the clientele are men. If starbucks can turn part of their business model to have an extremely beautiful looking woman dressed scantily, I think they would have great profits. This way Starbucks will take over the coffee industry and crush Tulley’s.